PJ

July 29, 2010

Bogus

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 9:10 am

The humidity finally drops when I don’t have football for a week. i wish it did it Monday through Thursday so I would not play in 80 degree weather and be somewhat miserable weather.At least it will be colder when I will go camping

July 26, 2010

Football… Right Up My Alley

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 3:11 pm

Today will be my first day of football camp for South Milwaukee. I am not that nervous because I will be meeting up with Nate, Jose, Richard, Darrell and maybe Corey.  Hopefully footbll wont seem that long even though it is three hours long.

July 19, 2010

Two Contacts Finally

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 10:41 am

For two weeks i have had only one contact. I have been going to summer school with one in and when i got home I put my glasses on. now It feels good to see fully.

July 16, 2010

Busted

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 10:50 pm

The other day at summer school we got use a bathroom break and knowing me I had to mess around. I started to doing chin ups on the bathroom stall and Mr. R caught me. All he did is talk to me and tell me the other kids look up to me. I should of said don’t they already look up to me because I am a lot taller than them.

July 15, 2010

Lesson Not Learned

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 9:06 am

Yesterday I was to lazy to walk the rest of the way to my house because my friends had a bike and a skateboard, so I asked my friend Riley if I can give him a piggy-back ride while we skated to my house.. We started off good but when I pumped he leaned the other way and we fell. I have road rash on the side of my knee. I made sure I would not hurt him, I would have killed him he weighs 75 lbs and I weigh 165 lbs. I am happy to say I am going to do it again.

July 13, 2010

Growing

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 9:04 am

My second growth spurt is happening. in from June 24 to now I have grown an inch and a half. Now i am almost 6 foot.

July 3, 2010

Three Great Movies

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 1:37 pm

Since summer I have watched three movies. They were Karate Kid (awesome movie, I cried even when I saw it with Joey) Knight and Day (good movie) and A-Team (awesome action movie. The next bad ass movie I am going to is the Expendaples. It has all the kick ass actors like Jet Li, Mickie Rourke, Sylvester Stalone, the guy from Crank, and more. The other reason I want to see it becauase a UFC fighter is going to be in it, his name is Mike Courter.

Five Feet Eleven Inches

Filed under: Uncategorized — PJ @ 11:31 am

When I wen’t to the ciropractor I asked if I can see how tall I am . I stood up to the thing and it finally showed I am 5 11..

June 24, 2010

170

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 3:02 pm

Yesterday I went on my scale and I showed up as 170lbs! I can’t beleive I gained that much weight, I am fat now, but I don’t look like  it. If I keep gaining weight pretty soon I will break the scale. The fuuny part is that I am not overweight, I am the average height of a man and I am under the average weight for a man.

June 23, 2010

Today

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 10:23 pm

My today was actully pretty fun, but I am still a little bummed out that I chickend out of getting two different girls phone numbers two days ago at my sister’s softball practice, my dad was puncking on me for awhile for that. I hung out with my friends from my moms house the whole day, but the the highlight was playing scare. Scare is when you have a bunch of people, ring someone doorbell, ley down, and the the last one is their.  The first time we did it we bailed on my friends Kyle (sorry Kyle).  Ohh I almost forgot I will blog still throughout the summer even though I think nobody will go on mine.

June 10, 2010

Sad

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 10:49 am

I am really sad today, I will probably be sad until high school. I am happy that I got contacts because I know people would not have treated as nice to me if i had glasses. I am sad because I going to miss everybody that I got attached to. I am also sad about something else thats really important to me.

Yesterday

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 8:00 am

Yesterday was pretty fun. First I had to pick up Joe, Joey, and then Chris, then my mom drove us to Air Port Park to meet up with Cassidy, Hailey, Rebecca, Megan, Antoinette, and Lauren. We mostly hung out with them still they had to go. Then we went to hang out with Adam, Austin and Brandon. After awhile I wanted to go back with the the girls to be by Cassidy and Chris left with to be Hailey. Austin, Joey and Brandon came back and wanted to play football. The teams were Austin, Adam and Brandon v.Joey, Chris, Joe and I. After awhile Chris and I left to hang out with the girls. Then we mostly hung out after Austin and Brandon left.

June 9, 2010

Field Trip

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 7:59 am

Yesterday’s field trip was fun. I was being clumsy the whole day. First I Cody Jumped in a puddle and got me wet. Then I wanted to get revenge and so I found a puddle, jumped in it and then I got mud up and down my leg. Later I saw this ledge thing that I wanted to jumped on it and I slip and fell. Both times I got the whole group to burst out laughing. At Mc Donald’s people in my group were messing with ,me because I was talking to stranger. When I got my food I spilt my drink twice. Cassy and I were messing around a lot, Cody and I were her body guards when she had to use the bathroom and when I had use it they were my body guards. I had a blast yesterday. Not only the the field trip was fun the ride up there and back was fun. On the ride up Trevor and I were messing around, singing and dancing to Hailey’s music. On th way back I was talking to Jose, Hailey, Becca, and Chris most of the time.

June 7, 2010

Haircut

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 7:58 am

Yesterday my dad was really crabby and mean. He was talking with a mean voice and yelling the whole day. Not only he was being mean he made me get my haircut short. When I get my haircut my bangs look choppy because of my colic. My hair will be back to normal in two weeks at least in the front. I was upset when I got my hair cut, but I didn’t cry because I don’t like how I look with my hair short. It also doesn’t help when everyone make faces at me because I got my hair cut. At least I am not the only one who got heir hair cut . Kyle and I both got the same hair cut somehow.

June 2, 2010

Mr. Skonecki Is a Meanie

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 4:32 pm

Today Mr. Skonecki was passing out the invitations to graduation. When he was calling names he skipped Chris and I. I got really scared, I did not want to be the tallest 8th grader. Berfore Mr. Skonecki was calling name Chris and I said what if he does not give us one. We told each other that we would go to school toegether and not tell people our age. Mr. Skonecki told me that he did this because he said Chris and I were talking to much. The funny part is that he called Hailey last. Haha Hailey, I am just kidding Hailey.

Ghetto

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 11:04 am

Someone stole the net of off my basketball hoop. Someone actually got a ladder, went climbed up to the hoop, and stole. Who can not afford a stupid basketball net?

June 1, 2010

My Weekend

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 2:13 pm

My weekend was pretty fun. Friday I hung out with my friend Christian, Joey, Nate, Sara, Joe and Alex. Saturday I sat around till my dad came home. When he came home we rented UFC 113 off of paper-view. Sunday I went to see my sister, brother in-law, nephews, and nieces. We spent the night over there. On Sunday after the agonizing drive back we went to my aunts house.

Three Amigos

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 12:56 pm

The three amigos are Jose A., Kyle P., and I. We sit by each other all the time in our classes except specials and we always help each other with math homework.. Not only we are the three amigos we are the Grizzlies because we all have hairy legs. We even gave each other nicknames,. We call Kyle Twinky, Jose Pork-chop, and i am called Jumanji.

May 29, 2010

Funny Jokes

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 5:27 pm

Two Many Kids

One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, “Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?”

“Yes doctor, im right here,” he said anxiously.

“Great news,” explained the doctor, “Twins!”

“Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company.”

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, “Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?”

“I’m right year Doc,” he said.

“Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!”

“Spectacular!” he said. “Because I work for 3M.”

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, “Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?”

“Right here docta,” he said.

“Wonderful news! It’s-”

“Wait a minute!” the man said. “I ain’t stickin’ around for this! I work at the 7-11.”

Caught Speeding – ps. good way to get out of a speeding ticket.

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

The Most Stupid Man On Earth

There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, “I’ll stay! God will save me!”

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said “Come on mate, get in!”

“No” replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.”

No, God will save me!” he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God “Why didn’t you save me?”

God replied, “For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!”

You’ve Got Mail

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his neighbor, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. The neighbor opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later the neighbor came out of their house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the neighbor came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by the neighbors actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which the nieghbor replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”

ps. Can you please comment and tell me what you think abput the jokes.

May 28, 2010

Contact

Filed under: Personal — PJ @ 2:14 pm

The movie Contact is really boring. It took forever for the movie to end. The best part is the ending.

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